I am SO GLAD the NYT was kind enough to publish this groundbreaking article! I had absolutely NO idea that I needed to sleep enough not only not to feel so tired that I might die, but also to prevent the onset of a cold!
Clearly no one else knew about this phenomenon either, as it is currently # 1 on the NYT most-emailed articles list.
Thank you, New York Times! I’m going to bed right now! Well, right after I print out this fascinating article to post around the office tomorrow (so much for not making waves! Ha! This will be revolutionary!) since 3/4 of the floor I work on is sick with some mysterious illness.