Lorelai explains how to put Paul Anka on...
Sookie: What are you doing?
Lorelai: Er, he freaks out if he sees his leash, you have to make sure you hide it from him and make sure he doesn't see you putting it on him.
Sookie: How is he when he's on the leash?
Lorelai: Oh, he's totally fine having his personal freedom slowly stripped away as long as he's unaware that it's happening, just like a true American.
May 3rd